Lend An Ear?

Last night I had the strangest dream and I didn’t remember it until I received an e-mail this morning from work. Weird, right?

Dream/nightmare:

Apparently Jeff and I had a 20 gallon-ish fish tank in the house, on the ground. There wasn’t much water in it and there was only one fish. This fish was part catfish, shark and a plecostomus (algae eater). Emma (our cat) decided to jump in the tank with this fish (by the way, she actually HATES water!) and check it out.

Well, this fish thing decided to take Emma’s ear COMPLETELY off. I saw the top of her skull, which is kind of what happened when Jeff and I had our accident.

The fish then escaped from the tank and made it’s away around the house. I was yelling at Jeff to get it and kill it, but he didn’t want anything to do with it either.

So at this point, I’m walking around the house with a bloody cat in my arms, whom does not want to be held. She wanted to chase after the fish and play with it. It was like her ear missing or the blood didn’t bother her at all.

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Where are the dream experts? What in the world does that even mean? Or am I just crazy?